"Ya, well... I also cook."
Remember the Steven Seagal movie Under Siege
from the early 90's? One of my favorites (what? It's no Hudson Hawk, but it's still an awesome movie.). Probably due to the fact that when all hell's breaking loose on the ship and he's taking care of business, the girl who jumps out of the cake turns to him and says "You're not a cook." He says "Ya, well... I also cook." And ya, well, I'm also a dork. Among the things that I do